Top 23 Amusing Marriage Memes for the Witty Wifey Community

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  • 01
    Sleeve - Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. your ecards someecards.com MO
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    Handwriting - me: i'm gonna give my boyfriend some space today also me: 8:00 AM 9:00AM Eat Kelpo Wake Up Patrick w/Patrick 10:00 AM BRush Teeth w/ Patrick 100 PM Stare at Patrick 5:00 PM 3:00 PM Eat Lunch w/ Patrick
  • 03
    Wheel - MY WIFE SAID SHE'D BE READY IN 5 MINUTES
  • 04
    Font - The Captain @sgrstk Women like men who make plans, commit to those plans, and still have a few surprises left in them. This is why your girlfriend is obsessed with serial killers.
  • 05
    Font - yes Sarah @HeySar4h Lasizwe Dambuza @lasizwe Ladies, when you get your mood swings do you want space or our attention?
  • 06
    Adaptation - Husband: "How were the kids today?" Me:
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    Rectangle - My wife slid this under my bathroom door this morning...apparently I take too long STOP POOPING I MISS You!
  • 08
    Product - Simon Holland @simoncholland Wife: is that what you're wearing? Me: I guess not.
  • 09
    Forehead - PARENTING AT 8AM PARENTING AT 8PM
  • 10
    Cartoon - Bringing ur man into Sephora just so you can see something "real quick"
  • 11
    Rabbit - When your landlord says NO PETS نانا
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    Greeting - No matter how much you snore and grind your teeth at night, I'll still find you highly attractive. your ecards someecards.com
  • 13
    Font - hannah @gulickhannah i hate ranting to my boyfriend because he'll use sound logic and reasoning and i'm really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as i am
  • 14
    Head - "Parenthood is just love, stress, cleaning & mumbling WTF under your breath every few minutes" Me: @MACGYVERINGMOM22 thwind You guys are cleaning?
  • 15
    Table - Asked my wife where eye drops were: "In The Bedroom On The Tv Stand Under The Lightswitch Slightly Trapped Between The Wall."
  • 16
    Human - When I'm ready for bed but remember all the dirty dishes waiting for me @thehiddensnacksmama Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?!
  • 17
    Font - "Who's your hardest kid?" Me: My mother-in-law's kid.
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    Microphone - Kids, making requests and asking questions to mom when dad is right tf there @HowToBeADad FRAZAN LFIRST
  • 19
    Font - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I would just like to thank the person who told my daughter that when she lies her eyes turn a different color. Now she squeezes her eyes shut every time she lies... and my job just became a whole lot easier.
  • 20
    Arm - Kids: Watch this! Parents everywhere: @momsconfession
  • 21
    Font - The term domestic housewife implies there are feral ones and now I have a new goal.
  • 22
    Sky - HUSBAND:I did the dishes WIFE: So? HUSBAND:
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    Water - Moms: Can I have a kiss? Every 1 year old: Smy

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